Battle of Crook’s Farm
Lord Thomas set out his plan and justification for the
upcoming ejection (hoped for) of the incursive Parliamentarian force who had ,
according to the reports he had received , taken Crook’s farm . From here the
Puritan aggressors had set about their task of brigandage, theft, arson and
possibly rapine .
Lord Thomas admitted that the two opposing forces had
exactly the same number of unit, but his proposed nighttime attack would cause
havoc amongst the rabble who opposed the King’s Will, delivered by his devoted
servant, Lord Thomas.
Consequently Lord Thomas’ force assembled near East Parkham,
and by good fortune and excellent intelligence, not to mention overwhelming
force, an entire troop of enemy cavalry were ambushed and taken prisoner. Lord
Thomas exhorted his commanders to strike whilst the iron was hot as the non
return of the troop would put the rebels on warning.
Sir Josiah Letterman was well aware of what the cavalry
troop’s non return might presage. Consequently Mudford’s Dragoons were out on
Picket to West and North and South and East. He was not prepared to be caught
napping or be unprepared for attack from ANY direction.. He knew the troops
under his command would be nervous and did his best to reassure them and got his commanders to stand 2/3rds of
their force to during the night in case of attack. The whole force to stand to at dawn.
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Lord Thomas encouraged
his commanders by pointing out that the enemy were enclosed by hedges and walls
Put a cork of cavalry and dragoons into the ‘neck’ of that bottle and the enemy
could not get at the Royalists especially when masked by the darkness.
Consequently while his Infantry advanced across the open ground towards the
farm the Dragoons made their way towards the front of the farm from the
Northern road dismounting about 100 yards from the building The cavalry
accompanied the Infantry, but they had not gone far before the Western Picket
raised the alarm and retired towards the farm as did the other pickets as per
standing orders.
Sir Josiah had been hoping that a stout defence could be
made but the panic which ensued from the enemy’s advance made him realise that
he would be extremely lucky to save any of his command.( NONE of the
Parliamentarian units passed a ‘morale’ test ALL scoring below 3 on a 1-6 dice
!! ) It took 2 full turns of utter confusion before the Parliamentarian’s got
any semblance of order. Col. John Crabbe’s Foot blasted away towards the West
and failed to hit anything. Not that the Royalist Foot managed to hit anything
in return…. Sir Peter Mullet’s Foot, depleted by 2 companies escorting booty back to Parliamentarian lines,
stayed in the enclosure South of the farm according to Sir Josiah’s original
dispositions.
The burning cressets at the farm's main entrance the Royalist dragoons a
better chance of causing casualties to Mudford’s Dragoons who opposed them, and
the emerging Cavanagh’s cavalry were charged by Sir John Tremble’s Horse in
what little light reached that far. Because Cavanagh’s Horse took a long time
to deploy, they sustained casualties and bottled up De Preste’s Horse behind
them.
A few casualties were suffered by the Foot but Cavanagh’s
Horse suffered the most. De Preste managed to get his troopers out and
thundered into Sir Thomas’ Raw dragoons who promptly broke and fled. Mudford’s
Dragoons were badly mauled and Sir Josiah decided to abandon the farm and get
as many men safe away as possible. The Mudford Dragoons mounted up and set off, following Mullet’s Foot who provided a
rearguard, Cavanagh’s Horse broke and fled. De Preste’s Horse squared off
against Lord Thomas and Tremble’s tired Regiment of Horse. A few indecisive
rounds of combat ensued before both sides decided to call it a night and
disengage. Crabbe’s Foot scuttled away towards the River Trout with casualties
but in the main intact.
The Royalist Foot smoke stained and shivering peered into
the dawn light As Lord Thomas led Trembles Horse towards them. Davis looked at
his father who saw his son and grinned.
“ Rejoice, we conquer” , said Lord Thomas.
Sir Josiah was ambivalent to the result. Yes he had been
driven off, but no colours had been lost, booty had been taken and the
Malignants had been reminded that the Sovereign Rule of Parliament could
overturn the Rule of a Sovereign, if only for short periods.
Neither Commander considered what may have happened to Farmer Crook.